Why Men Are So Happy
I received this email from my brother in Mexico and I just have to share it! I had a good laugh and I hope you do too! ( I will translate it the best that I can.)
Why are men so happy? A WOMAN’S ANSWERS!
- They get to keep their last name forever.
- The garage belongs ONLY to them.
- They can eat all the chocolate they want without feeling guilty.
- They never worry about getting pregnant.
- Car mechanics tell them the truth.
- They never have to drive to the next gas station in hopes for a clean bathroom.
- Wrinkles add character to their person.
- White hair makes them more attractive.
- People don’t look at their breasts while talking to them!
- New shoes don’t kill their feet.
- Phone conversations only last 30 seconds.
- Their telephone messages only contain 3 or 4 words.
- They only need one suit case for a 15 day vacation.
- They can open any jar without having to ask for help.
- They do not notice if someone at the same party is wearing the exact same outfit, and if they do...they can still be friends!
- They can watch TV in silence with a friend for hours and not wonder “Is he upset with me?”
- His underwear costs $5.99 and comes in a package of three!
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough for the entire year.
- The same hairdo last for years, perhaps even decades.
- They only have to shave their face.
- They can wear shorts regardless of what their legs look like.
- They can leave their mustache without it looking unsightly.
- They can buy 25 presents for relatives on December 24th, in 25 minutes.
- They can gain 5lbs. and not even notice it.
- With a belly or without a belly, they can keep eating the same way.
It's great, they are just much more free than women, that's because they have made the rules, now let's make our own rules! Do you agree with me? Please share your comments at firstname.lastname@example.org.